World's best room(s)!

Good news room hunters, we're currently holding open auditions for our two spectacular spare rooms!

(Think X Factor, actually no don't.)

Even better news though, our gaff is literally amazing to the extent where nothing else will be exciting anymore.

(Think MTV Cribs, but less Miami!)

Both rooms are doubles, but one has the added benefit of being an en-suite. Both come with double beds if required.

The house also comes with unlimited fibre optic broadband, nice garden, large open plan living room / diner, large Jali wood dining table and the most comfortable sofa in the world.

All bills are inclusive.

"We've got this!" is our catchphrase of choice.

Should you be successful, then firstly congratulations on fighting off the worldwide competition, and secondly you'll be living with two actual heroes going by the birth given names of AJ and Dan. Both Men.

I know what you're thinking! "Solid names, solid people."

Clean, considerate, relaxed and extremely sociable when required, we consider ourselves professional, professionals.

I know what you're thinking! "Solid term, solid people."

We have literally no preference on whether you happen to be a Male or a Female, just as long as you're fundamentally 100% of either.

That aside, the rooms are available now and come inclusive of all bills and good times!

Peace!