Quiet and can cook

Looking for accommodation in Tonbridge only to stay close to workplace (I have only my 2 feet for transport).

Ideal room will be dark, cold and quiet as bright lights and hot temperatures can trigger migraines, while the cold and darkness can always be escaped from.

Access to cooking facilities is a must.

An ideal flatmate will be:
- Quiet - Do not shout or play your music out loud
- Reasonably clean - I don't expect perfection - I probably won't be
- Good conversation - I do enjoy socialising from time to time
- Respectful of my space, privacy and property
- Your ethnicity, gender and orientation are not important to me

I am:
- A professional software developer (.NET/C#)
- Quiet - I talk to my computer sometimes, but I neither shout nor play music out loud
- An eccentric cook - I delight in trying new food and am always inventing recipes and seeking out new ingredients. I am always happy to share what I make.
- Ridiculous - My sense of humour is abstract, dark and absurdist
- A walking encyclopaedia - I have a broad range of technical knowledge from genetics to nuclear reactors, but I don't know your TV programmes, or your celebrities, or your music
- A proud forever DM - If you play D&D you know what this is, otherwise don't worry about it - I talk to my computer and you don't need to know more than that
- I can be a bit messy when I'm under time pressure, and I shed hair worse than any dog, but hey nobody is perfect

If we need furnishings, I come with:
- Double sofabed
- Table
- Chairs
- Dragons
- Nintendo Switch
- Very large PC monitor (for the Switch)
- Fridge with ice box
- Washing machine
- Microwave (should possibly be replaced)
- Excellent knives