Up for adoption

Tired of seeing the same old ?professional male?? Exhausted of scrolling through the never ending list of humans without homes? Gutted that we still haven?t got a foot on the property ladder yet? Still reading this cheesy intro?!

Look no further.

26 year old on the hunt for 1 lucky individual to share a home with.

Benefits include:
- Tall enough to change the light bulbs, ladder-free
- Knows the difference between kitchen and bathroom cleaning spray
- Perfected the art of tea-making (milk goes first)
- Can boost your dating profile bio results by at least 5%
- Have living proof that I can look after houseplants

Downsides:
- I don?t watch Love Island, but I?m easily persuaded

The small print:
- Only looking for 1 other chilled flatmate to share/buddy up with
- Budget is flexible
- Must not be a hermit
- Looking to move from around mid-September (flexible)
- Looking for a modern flat that at least has a) windows and b) can fit more than a bed in the room
- Optional: willing to hear me attempt the F chord on the guitar (it?s painfully bad)