Wonderfully Tidy Professional Who...

look, ma, I can read!

...studies, writes books, takes numerous courses, can use a hoover and fit a central heating system from scratch, is friendly, appreciates the need for space, can change lightbulbs, is unafraid of spiders - and recycles. If only I could achieve world peace then I'd be perfect.

One down point: slightly sarcastic.

More details:

How things change in the Apocalypse, eh? My main job is working in cyber security. For me, working from home entails, getting a cup of tea around 7am and then WORKING. I don't play music or veg out in front of the TV. I just sit and work on my laptop. I'm probably away for a day a week at the girlfriend's, too - when lockdown allows! She would stay with me one day a week. Rarely more due to commitments.

Now the shock of that is over, here's some more: I am 45 yo female. I'm sporty, and, like a dog, need daily walks. I like cooking and baking, too. I'm a feeder so expect me to leave you food goodies. (I always clean up after myself)

I enjoy a good book, some really dodgy TV/films, etc. (read: I'm normal). I'm a trained plumber so, again, I'm not bad to have around to fix radiators or leaks.

If you have a party house or play SCREAMING music until midnight then we're not suited as I'm an early bird and I just want to chill out after work.

If you are normal (-ish), tidy (-ish), funny (-ish) and respectful of another's privacy, then *sticks hand in air* Pick me! Pick me!

An off road parking space would be great, so my insurance can dip below £1,000,000 but it's not a must.

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I find the need to put this in: must be respectful of the fact I work a fair bit but please don't think I want to lock myself away. I'm looking for a homely, comfy, friendly and warm environment where we respect each others need for a chat or space (all sounds a bit fluffy but you know what I mean ;)

I don't smoke or vape. I like my clothes to smell of totally artificial fabric conditioner that in future years will probably turn out to be cancer causing but for now smells of lilac, thanks ;-)