DCF

Sun in the afternoon.

Space is spare and I'd like it not to go to waste 'cos that's daft. You'll get to live in a beautiful village, mercifully stranded between the roar and horror of Ascot and Sunningdale. It's peaceful here, and we even have little animals frolicking in woodland — Aww.

However, if you have to get to work, the station's a 20 minute walk (at a stroll), so Waterloo is 50 minutes, Reading 30 and you're within 30 minutes of Heathrow by car.

The 'pet thing' is a gag -- I love wee animals, but would have to hold on somebody wanting me to allow an Amur Tiger into my home, not least that they're quite bitey and awfully rare, but also because it could cause indecision and calamity within a quiet village. I digress... small cats are Ok.

If you like walking and mucking about, it’s a 20 minute walk to Windsor Great Park, and Coworth Park and Silwood are a lazier amble. Come for the Summer, feel glorious in Autumn, wonder how so much wildlife is happy in this wee corner over Winter, then complain you can’t complain until Spring.