Live in a Flat That Will Make Your Friends Jealous

A sleek, 22nd floor apartment with panoramic views of London as far as your eye can see. A balcony with a two-seater sofa tucked inside. A gym. A concierge. A roof terrace. An incredible flatmate (ok I'm biased). All a few seconds walk from Canada Water Station and a stone’s throw away from the area’s beautiful, ducktastic waterways. Not to mention short access to two big parks and a big Tesco.

If this all sounds too good to be true it’s because it damn-near is!

Although apparently I didn’t dream it all and I really am moving in there on the 8th of December

(N. B. I am not living there currently but viewings can be arranged).

All I need now is a flatmate!

I’ll be occupying the en-suite bedroom, but the second double will be yours and you’ll have near-exclusive use of the flat’s main bathroom. The desk in your room looks out onto the Thames from such a height that you might compare the people to ants if you could even see them.

Your portion of the rent will likely come to 1400 -1450 including bills (council tax, heating, electricity, water, internet). Not included in this is a cleaner, whom I suggest we hire fortnightly but open to suggestions.

You’re sharing with me, a 34-year old male working in banking who totally isn’t a Finance bro. I’m more into reading fiction, writing, photography, cooking, and random things like improv. The qualities I’m looking for in a flatmate:

^Someone chill, who doesn’t let stress and negativity get the better of them
^Someone reasonably tidy, but not obsessively so
^Someone outgoing and social who is open to having people around now and then on weekends and who is happy to invite their own friends over
^But also someone who doesn’t party till 4am on a Tuesday and appreciates the importance of quiet time. See my point about ‘chill’

If you’re interested in joining me in this wonderful flat that is well-linked, well-located, and has a view that will make your heart race, please reply to this ad and we can get chatting :)

Or for the speediest response SMS / WhatsApp me a high-five emoji 🙌 on the number included in the ad

Speak to you soon!