Brixton Baby!!

Have you ever thought "Today is the day I change my life"?
Well, this room cannot help turn your life around, but, can certainly provide a nice place to live within a relatively nincompoop free neighbouhood.

Up for grabs, a genuinely large, bright double bedroom, four walls and completely waterproof. I could lie on the floor in any orientation and not touch a thing!

And OMG, the location is the absolute tits - a 3 minute, 18-second sprint to Brixton station. The house is on a quiet residential road but a mere stone-throw away from the revelry found in central Brixton: as if you crazy cats need a reason to party. On the flipside, 5 minutes in the opposite direction brings you to Brockwell Park, perfect for chilled Sunday strolls and dog watching.

Your new housemates (soon to be regular mates): Jess, Rachel and Sophie are young professionals, first aid trained and proficient in Microsoft Excel. They are legitimately cool, sociable, and easygoing. None of us knew each other prior to moving in so we all have our individual social circles on the outside. But when together, we like hanging out, binge-watching Netflix, and drinking wine to solve life problems - by replacing them with liver problems.
Of course, regarding the contract, you will be under no binding obligation to spend time with or even speak to them - but, it would be really cool if you did.
Leg pulling aside, these people are my actual friends who I care about, so ideally, you would be someone who is a good match and gets on really well with them.

Back to the home: we have Gas, we have Electricity, we got Water on FLIPPING TAP. More so, there's a backyard for BBQs, a large shared living room/dining room, two toilets, a shower/bath, great kitchen and loads of storage in the basement. Did I mention there's a washer/dryer?

So the question is, do you want to live within walking distance of 7 and 1/2 bars? In the event of an alcohol induced injury, wouldn't it be nice to be a 14 minute wailing stumble to Kings College Hospital? Would you like to live in a house, full stop? If you answered yes to any of the above, well, this could be the home for you.

Available 31st September until whenever. Bills average £90 per month.

P. S Currently subletting the room to a great girl called Amy who is moving in with her boyfriend. She has rearranged the room hence will not look identical to photos.

P. P. S Looking for someone who has a keen interest in botany and can take care of my house plants.

P. P. P. S Dog featured in photos is a hired actor and not included with the room.

P. P. P. P. S I have never used the word nincompoop before; Spareroom keep blocking my account unless I comply with no funny adverts policy (i. e no expletives)