Human, available to a good home

I'm going to try and keep this brief, simple and free from grammatical errors. Homeowner. Professional. Contractor. In need of temporary short-term digs in the vicinity of work for rest, relaxation and recreation situated within walking or cycling distance of Twickenham town centre please. A base camp exclusively for the working week as I will flee back home on the weekends to escape the London grind ...and feed the cat. A friendly and sociable space would be amenable and the company more than likely appreciated but given my nomadic circumstances it's gong to be a nice to have on my shopping list.

As my work is technology-based any accommodation must have decent internet connectivity and needless to say WIFI to consume. Available parking is also a bit of a deal-maker as I need somewhere for the car to stay too. Would prefer an all-inclusive package with all bills included just to keep matters simple but more a nice to have as long as things stay reasonable and within budget.

If the price is fair and terms reasonable I could possibly be persuaded to consider a full 7 day week short-term let for the added flexibility(and when I'm sick and tired of you, still be free to sod off home :)

Thanks.