We’re starting a sitcom and need cast members...

We’re two housemates who get on well and have decided to expand the chaos. We need one girl and one guy to join our very normal, definitely-not-dysfunctional household.

👋 About us
• Functioning adults (most days)
• Work hard, complain harder
• Social, tidy, and capable of holding a conversation that sometimes makes sense
• Accidentally funny, intentionally unserious

🌪 Who we want

You don’t need to be perfect — just self-aware, not weird-weird, and capable of living with others without summoning the police.

Ideal traits include:
• Kind
• Can laugh at yourself
• Will join in on spontaneous kitchen chats about absolutely nothing
• Chill, but also slightly unhinged in a charming way
• Good Music taste (R&B, Hip-hop, afrobeats)

🏡 The household energy

Imagine:
• Random debriefs at 1am
• Sharing snacks like a socialist micro-economy
• Occasional group outings when our social batteries align
• A flat that feels like a tiny friend group, not a silent library of strangers

📍 The boring-but-useful stuff
Location: Edgebaston, Birmingham
Budget: 650-800 with bills
Age/Vibe: 22-30 y/o, working professionals only

If you think you’d survive with us, hit us up x