Female looking for a buddy to call home together

Hey lovely humans,

I’m a 27-year-old neurospicy legend who’s been living her best London life for the past year. I work at a highly rated bar in Central London, which means I’m often out in the evenings shaking cocktails and chatting nonsense. When I’m off duty, you’ll find me hopping around bars and restaurants, going for a run, hitting the gym, cycling about, or cooking up something delicious to share ideally with a GOOD bottle of wine in hand.

I’m looking for a cosy home with one other person who loves their space as much as I do. I’m all about starting a new TV series together or settling in for a film night with tasty food on the sofa. I like to keep things tidy (peaceful home = peaceful mind), but don’t worry there’ll be no scary cleaning rota. Just a mutual understanding that we both care about keeping the place nice.

Area wise, I’d love to stay in East London; Bow, Hackney, Clapton, Stratford, Limehouse ideally near a park for those main-character walks. Budget is around £850 (bills included would be dreamy, but I’m flexible). I’m looking to move in by May, so anything available before or around then would be perfect.

I’m open to any gender, just as long as you're a dick. A retired partier is absolutely welcome, I’ve done my wild house era and I’m happily never going back (ask me for the stories sometime). If you’re also neurospicy, that’s a bonus and we can absolutely stim in solidarity, but it’s not a requirement!

More than anything, I’d love a home where we can actually be mates, share gossip, laugh about our days, maybe have the occasional wine and whine debrief, and genuinely enjoy living together.

If I sound like your kind of housemate, drop me a message this could be the start of the best flat you’ve ever lived in