HEY! YOU! House it going?
Have you ever thought "Today is the day I change my life"?
Well, this place cannot help turn your shitty life around, but, can certainly provide a nice place to live within a relatively tosser-free neighbourhood.
Up for grabs, a genuinely medium sized, bright double bedroom, four walls and completely waterproof. I could lie on the floor in any orientation and not touch a thing!
And OMFG, the location is the absolute tits - a 1 minute, 46-second sprint to Glasgow Central. The apartment is on the eighth floor on a quiet-ish road but a hot second away from the revelry found in Central Glasgow; as if you crazy cats need a reason to party. On the flipside, 30 minutes further on brings you to Glasgow Green; perfect for dog watching or nursing a Sunday hangover.
Your new housemates (soon to be regular mates): myself and Emma are a young couple, first aid trained and proficient in Microsoft Excel. I work for the NHS and Emma is going back to university to study Veterinary Medicine. We like hanging out, binge-watching Netflix, and drinking wine to solve life problems - by replacing them with liver problems.
Back to the home: we have Gas, we have Electricity, we have Water on FLIPPING TAP. More so, we have a super chill landlord, underground parking, a squatty potty and a beer pong table. Did I mention there's a washer/dryer?
So the question is, do you want to live within throwing distance of 4 and 1/2 bars? In the event of an alcohol-induced injury, wouldn't it be nice to be a 25-minute wailing stumble to Glasgow Royal Infirmary? Would you like to live in a place, full stop? If you answered yes to any of the above, well, this could be the apartment for you.
Please DM us about yourself and why you feel you would make a good addition to the flat. Please note we are no longer doing video calls. Anymore dull, generic, copy and paste messages we recieve that don't address the above or are from those who have clearly not read the terms and conditions of the ad will be responded to with a link to Rick Astley "Never gonna give you up".
P. S The bedroom will come with a bed, a wardrobe and your own bathroom.
P. S. S. Bills are around 100 in the Summer; 150 max during the Winter,
P. S. S. S. Move in date is dependant on when my current housemate heads off to Shetland (for work - not voluntarally), but will be around late September. Non negotiable.
P. S. S. S. S. For couples, the room is Â£280 each pcm.
P. S. S. S. S. S. Looking for people with a keen interest in Botany.
NB: We're getting a lot of interest so rather than meet everyone individually we're hosting a group house viewing on Saturday 27th August. You can check out the flat, meet us and other like-minded folk who you could potentially buddy up with. We are no longer doing video calls so this will be the last viewing.
Note this isn't a house party. Hahaha Nah Just Kidding; it's gonna be an Absolute Rager!!! BYOB.
- Flat share
- Glasgow City Centre
- £450 pcm (double/En suite)
- 30 Sep 2022
- Minimum term
- Maximum term
- Bills included?
- Disabled access
- Living room
- Broadband included
- # flatmates
- Total # rooms
- 24 to 31
- Any pets?
- archaeology, wrestling, banter
- 1 Female, 1 Male
New flatmate preferences
- Couples OK?
- Smoking OK?
- Pets OK?
- Don't mind
- Min age
- Max age
- Males or females
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