Calm friendly cook

Hello, I am a calm friendly Irish cook.

I'm pretty chilled, and I like to relax in the evenings by cooking, maybe going for a run, maybe by listening to why Jake in HR would send such a shit email to you.

I cook nice meals. I put crockery away like it's going out of fashion. My spider removal sideline remains a going concern. I pad about the place like a well-fed cat, and there's always space on my bike rack if you need something picked up.

I write fiction, and write pop songs as a hobby. But I can stop whenever I want, you know? It's under control, it's fine, anyway how are you?

I've interviewed prime ministers and paupers, nobel laureates and revolutionaries. Really though I'm just one of the guys, you know?