Housecleaner Wanted! (A Joke)

Hello hello, I am Dean.

Looking for a place with parking, not exactly central Edinburgh, anywhere on the outskirts is preffered. I am looking for someone who showers atleast once a week (once a day ideally), and is generally concious of there own hygeine and collectively contributing to cleaning shared spaces ;your room/personal space can be nuclear, that's okay with me!

I have been sober for 1 1/2 years (don't reccomend), so someone who isn't obssessed with cocaine benders/loves the boozy lifetyle, probably isn't the chosen one. I am more than happy to live with someone who drinks and hosts an occasional party, but I will be out cold, seizing my 8 hours sleep each night. Simply put, I am a morning person. Does this make me "woke"?

I am graduating from Napier studying Film/Cinematography in May, and photography and film is the bulk of my life and passion. Beyond this, I go to the gym and like dogs. Dogs, not dugs ;)

Enough said, I would love to hear from/about you if I sound somewhat tolerable.

Take care!