Desperately looking for a room in August!

Hey! I am looking to spend four or so weeks in Scotland on my own ‘cause frankly, I am a bit tired of life.

I am twenty-five, Italian, embarrassingly polite, very clean, and very quiet.

I'm a master student (lit) here in Rome, but by July I'll be done with my exams, so I'll be flying in only as a professional.

I am tall just enough to reach the top shelf, and I’m not afraid of spiders, so I will gently get them out for you.
I survive on canned soup and cheese, so I won’t the one bringing the Roman cuisine for you to taste, but at least the kitchen will stay spotless the entire time, and 4/5 of the fridge will stay yours.
Also, I’ll be coming with a single suitcase: I couldn’t be messy even if I tried.

I work remotely 4h a day Mon through Sat, so you will most likely forget I exist for half of the day. For the rest, if you wanna hang, I’d love to be friends. If you don’t want to, I’ll respectfully keep my mouth shut. Please give me asylum.

(I only discovered about Fringe weeks after I started planning in my head and falling in love with the pictures of Edinburgh. Yes, I am stupid. Yes, I'm not getting my hopes up, but a girl can dream)