Mad axe murderer just escaped from the asylum
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Well if you’re interested in renting to a mad axe murderer (I mean, why else click on my ad) then admittedly you’re setting a pretty low bar.
So, if I’m not actually a mad axe murderer, then I have already cleared your very low bar.
And I’m not.
Therefore, having already exceeded your expectations by not actually being a mad axe murderer, can you rent me your room please?
I won’t get blood and guts everywhere, I promise.
And I won’t do that because I’m not actually a mad axe murderer, I’m a delivery guy who is looking for habitable lodgings with housemates who have a sense of humour (oh and pay their share too).
Let’s do this.
- Jacob
- 33, professional male
- Single or double wanted
Total budget: £700 pcm
Availability
- Available
- Available now
- Minimum term
- None
- Maximum term
- None
Looking in
- Cardiff
Preferred amenities
- furnished room
- en-suite
- shared living room
- Wifi
- washing machine
- off street parking
- garage
- Garden/patio
- Balcony/roof terrace
- disabled access
About me
- Age
- 33
- Any pets?
- No
- Occupation
- Professional
- Interests
- reading, socialising, cycling, dancing, wine, politics, philosophy, chess, quizzes, whisky, nerdy stuff, geek
- Gender
- Male
New household preferences
- Smokers OK?
- Yes
- Pets OK?
- Yes
- Occupation
- Don't mind
- Gender
- No preference specified