Stop eating apples – German doctor seeks room

After 3 years working in the healthcare system in Munich, I need to be admitted to a London bed. I am seeking a room along the Southern line (Victoria or nearby), available from September 2026, with a budget of £1,500/month.
What to expect from me: I am tidy, clean, but not judgy of people (believe me I have seen a lot). I am a good cook and believe I am good company. I spend maximum 15 minutes in the bathroom in the morning. Living with a doctor has its perks: free consultations, calm in emergencies, and someone who actually washes their hands properly.
I come from Munich and grew up in the Bavaria alps, so I bring strong opinions about bread, traditions and the great outdoors. I am a cancer researcher by day and a foodie in the evening.
Flexible on exact move-in date but ideally September 2026. Fun fact: I really do hate apples.