🌙 Dream Witchy House-Share in Se London 🌙

🌙 DREAM WITCHY HOUSE-SHARE IN SE LONDON 🌙

10-ish mins from Abbey Wood Station (Elizabeth Line)
✨ Short or long stays welcome from October
💷 £175 p/w or £750 p/m -bills included. No deposit
🐕 2 girlies + 1 dog + 5 toads

🌿 Chill vibes + non-sketchy area + the woods are literally 30 seconds away 

🛏️ We're ideally looking for someone 30s+, but personality and house vibes matter much more than a number

Big news, gorgeous humans!
Our beloved 3rd musketeer has officially fled the nest to become a homeowner! While we're shedding happy tears and helping our girl make her new flat a home, we're also very excited to welcome someone new into our cosy little woodland family. 🌿
So… we're looking for our next fabulous human/partner-in-crime to join us in SE London.
FYI: both myself and April are usually in bed by about 10pm, which I know a lot of you will relate to

🍲 We’ll also be hosting a girly social soup night on October 10th, so if you're around, this could be a very wholesome way to meet the local girl gang!

🛏️ THE ROOM
The room comes fully loaded with all the essentials:
• Double bed
• Wardrobe space
• Vintage desk
• Mirror for obligatory outfit checks
• Various other bits and bobs
• Views over the garden and the Thames 🌿🌊

I've done the adulting for you and wrapped all bills into the rent, because honestly… who has time for that?
💷 £750 p/m or £175 p/w, depending on your stay.
Available from October.

🏡 THE HOUSE
A 3-storey, 4 bed Victorian terrace with:
🌸 A flower-filled garden that will whisk all your sorrows away

🍝 A kitchen that's seen many a midnight snack raid and Sunday meal prep

🛁 A bathroom with both shower AND bath -perfect for those self-care evenings (there is a second bathroom, don’t worry)

🎬 A living room that's hosted everything from movie marathons to 20-person Thanksgiving feasts
👯‍♀️ A built-in local girl community

🔮 THE DREAM TEAM
Lilly -British, vintage dealer extraordinaire & full-time problem solver. Also landlord (I know, boo, hiss)
My days are mostly spent fawning over my pet toads, testing recipe ideas and planning the next girly gathering. We have a pretty solid local girl group and I'm always up for a gossip over tea, a spontaneous adventure or making the house feel like home. Currently hyperfixating on bathroom decor & paint

April -American, massage therapist & full-time osteopath student.
Yes, we have a massage therapist living at home! April is absolutely killing it at work too if you're ever after some lymphatic drainage
There probably isn't anything movie-related that April doesn't know, but most importantly, she's genuinely one of the warmest and most upbeat people I've ever met, let alone had the privilege of living with.

Willow 🐺 -technically still a puppy, although she looks like a mini wolf.
She's essentially a cat trapped inside a dog's body. Expect sass, side-eye and the occasional demand for attention.

And then there are the five toads. 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

📍 LOCATION
We're around 10 minutes door-to-door from Abbey Wood Station (Elizabeth Line) via the bus, or around 15–20 minutes walking through the woods.
We're also only 8 minutes' walk from Belvedere Station, which is super handy.
Big Sainsbury’s is next to abbey wood station and big Asda is next to Belvedere station
I've lived here for nearly three years and honestly, I just don't see sketchy men hanging around the area -even at night. It feels like a genuinely peaceful and safe little pocket of London.

🌙 YOU?
We're probably a good match if you:
☕ Can appreciate a good gossip over morning or post-work tea

🧽 Appreciate a tidy kitchen (but won't go full Gordon Ramsay if a lone cup decides to camp out in the sink overnight)

🎲 After a good balance of communal time and solitary downtime
👯‍♀️ Like having the girls over

🌙 Aren't a massive night owl
NON-Smoker

🏡 And most importantly, are ready to actually call this house a home, even if you're only staying for a little while
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If you're nodding along thinking "oh god, this sounds like my kind of weird little house"…
SEND US A MESSAGE. 💌
We might just be your London house-family soulmates. 🌙🌿🐸