Beautiful cats, gorgeous north London flat

Us (Solly down left, Tasha top right)

We need a new secondary human! Or should that read that our chosen, primary human needs a new flatmate? Whatevs. We are cats. Deal with it.

Our home is in the Crouch End area and is a 10/15 min walk or short bus ride to Finsbury Park and Archway tube stations and a few minutes walk to Crouch Hill Overground. It's a 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom (sorry/not sorry ensuite seekers) flat with a lovely big living room, well equipped kitchen and mostly peaceful (apart from the occasional territory fight) garden.

As we'll ultimately choose who comes to reside here, you should at the very least like the idea of living with cats. Ideally you'll be kind and patient as we can be a bit shy and you'll hopefully want to make the necessary effort to bond with us. And of course you'll believe any vigorous claims we make that we absolutely, definitely have not been fed...

Our human, Chad (who is neither American nor a man) enjoys going to the theatre, watching good telly (not reality rubbish), drinking wine (or gin or beer), watching rugby, playing poker and cooking and eating food. Ideally combining as many of these as she can. So if they appeal to you as well, maybe you're a good match. She has misty eyed dreams of travelling, and has done a fair bit of that in the past, but obviously will not contemplate such a thing now as that would mean leaving us. Which just wouldn't do. (Although if she absolutely has to go somewhere, you will look after us, won't you...?)

We'd prefer our secondary human to be an adult who can clear up after themselves. Chad is our staff, noone else's! Whilst we love to make a den and Tasha can tuck herself into her blankets quite beautifully, none of us want to live with a human who shuts themselves in their room the whole time, so if that's your bag then this is not the place for you.

Our ideal new person will possess this thing called common sense, hygiene standards that are almost as good as ours and a sense of humour. Asking too much?

The rent includes all bills, including utilities, council tax and broadband. Not that we understand what they are. Or money. Prawns and Dreamies are our gold.