House share of the century

The living room is sooooo cosy and nice

“Wow!” I hear you thinking, “what an awesome interior design!”

Thanks. I decorated myself. It’s super cosy and modern and clean, and smells lovely (you can never have too many reed diffusers am I right?)

This is gonna be the house share of the century.

We’ll all be great friends, cook meals together, watch films, play board games, get wine drunk and do stupid shit, etc etc. We’ll have dinner parties with cool and interesting guests, who’ll say things like “I love what you’ve done with the place!” and “this meal is so delicious, you’re such a good cook!”.

We’ll share kitchen stuff - pots, pans, plates, cutlery, ingredients (mostly) - it would be inefficient otherwise. The kitchen will be well stocked and neatly organised. Everyone will tidy up after themselves and the house will always be clean.

Most evenings will be chill - we’ll sit in the living room, snuggle under blankets, and read books or watch a film or scroll tiktok. Everyone will feel completely comfortable relaxing in each other’s company - no need to be socially available all the time, or retreat to your bedroom when others are downstairs.

I have two spare double rooms going, both on the smaller side. I’m vegetarian, so other vegetarians / vegans would be ideal but definitely not a requirement. If you’re a musician that’s also a plus! I play tennis most weeks and climb occasionally.

If this sounds like your kind of vibe, please get in touch and tell me a bit about yourself!

Note - I haven’t finished decorating upstairs yet, so depending on when you move in it may be a little messy (at the moment it’s all bare plaster, and the attic room has no flooring). If you’re quick though you can choose the colour of your room!

If you're a woman and want to share with at least one other woman, I can make sure the third housemate is also female (you can help pick!)