Hello potential flat mates My name is Vic...

Hello potential flat mates

My name is Vicki but I prefer to be known as lucrezia, I read a book about the borgias once and really enjoyed it. I am a raw vegan but when I get blind drunk (every night) I will eat the entire contents of a kebab shop. If we're being honest i will never have enough for rent because often spend my wages in my local kebabi lol. I'm an incredibly talented drummer and new to playing the trombone. Don't worry though I only ever practice for a couple of hours at 4am when I'm feeling most creative, so request that you keep it down at that time. I'm also incredibly passionate about electro opera singing and practice every morning when I wake up - sounds weird but my mum really likes it. I have a rare condition which means I MUST have an air purifier in every room. Don't worry they're not too expensive and because we are all using them I am willing to make a spreadsheet to figure out the shared cost. I tame pigeons and like to keep them in the kitchen because it's most hygienic for them. I don't often have parties but my dungeons and dragons group meet at my house on a full moon. You can join if you like! We dress up as orcs/elves so it's really fun, let me know and I'll organise the waiver for you to sign. I ask that you don't come in my room because I have loads of private things. Also I need at least 4 weeks notice if you have carpet in the room because I'd need to arrange with my florist about organising a plastic sheet to be put down. If you think you're as cool as me, let me know.

P. s I'm a nanny so good with kids but if you have household pets I'm not allowed near them anymore.

Thanks.

In all honestly, my name is Vicki, I'm 21 in March and a fully qualified full time nanny.
If you also have a sense of humour and a room for me, let me know!
Vicki